Lines inspired by Mr David Walsh
Madam President's been shopping today
For a sumptuous new gown, I dare say
With a collar enormous
She'll look drop dead gorgeous -
Try not to get carried away.
Though she quickly grows bored, she's inclined
To keep a few lovers confined
She got on the blower
To Mies van der Rohe
Who her vast pleasure dungeon designed.
Our Gareth's been kidnapped, oh dear
By Servalan's cohorts, we fear
In that bar he'd adorned
We all sat down and mourned
Then drank all his glasses of beer.
